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The Official Excuse Machine
Bureau of Plausible Deniability — Est. 1847
Thing You Need to Get Out Of
Severity of Avoidance Required
Level 1 — Mild Inconvenience
Level 2 — Moderate Reluctance
Level 3 — Significant Dread
Level 4 — Existential Refusal
Level 5 — Interdimensional Emergency
⚡ Generate Official Excuse ⚡
DENIED
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